Thanks to everyone who has helped me get to where I am today. I couldn't have done it without you!
It is open season for Zombies - find some here
If you review first posts on CR SE and you haven't already read it then see Why is it a bad idea to click “No Action Needed”?.
A while back I went through these exercises about Functional Programming in JavaScript and highly recommend it for anyone who works with Javascript.
I wonder if this answer will ever be accepted by the OP...
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